it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
the other day my uncle found my menstrual cup and demanded to know what it was like he thought i snorted cocaine off it or something and he wouldn’t back off so i just told him i stuck it in my vagina to collect my unborn babies once a month so i could flush them down the toilet. so he just put it down and walked away.